Episode 21
Starblaze - "Where is my body?"

 

Ahh... I love the smell of ghosts in the morning!

 

StarBlaze is obviously is a bit of trouble. His body must be around somewhere so as soon as he gets ressed, he leads me straight  to the loot!

Oh dear, what a mess! StarBlaze dies again before he can even reach his body. I hide and wait for the body to decay.

 

4 minutes later, StarBlaze returns only to take yet another dirt nap. By this time his original corpse was being covered in monster bodies.

 

StarBlaze returns again with a friend so he is able to stay alive. His body had still not decayed..... Fortunately it was well out of sight.

 

StarBlaze is having a lot of trouble trying to locate his body (It's under there somewhere!)

 

Finally it decays to bones and I complete the loot... Since he was looking for his body I decide to tell him where it is.
See? I can be helpful sometimes!

 

Well I might as well tell him where the evil orc helm is... Ahh there it is!!!

 

After I decline to give back his things, I am off to bank my loot.

 

There was some decent loot on this corpse.

 

I never have to buy regs! ;-)

 

A few minutes later, I am greeted by StarBlaze near the Tavern.

 

And look who else turns up! It's my good friend Redrohnin! (see episodes 2 and 3)

 

Now the begging and insults begin.

 

This scene is familiar to Redrohnin. So he offers StarBlaze some good advice...
Redrohnin: "Don't waste your time"

 

For some reason they do not like poor old Jones very much!

    

  

 

Redrohnin can not seem to kill me because of high karma? What a brave warrior he is!

 

And the "Lamest threat of the year award" goes to... StarBlaze for this one...

 

Redrohnin claims to have a contract on my death.

For a second, I consider cashing in the 1 mil reward myself, but I doubt he even has 1 mil or would even pay it if he did.

After threatening me with GM calls and the like, they are on their way. It was a glorious loot indeed!